Monday, January 23, 2006

Correct Clothes for Flossing

If you want to do a good job flossing your teeth, it is of utmost importance to wear the appropriate attire. If you dress like this, have the right attitude, and use the right technique - you will never have to know a disease named gingivitis. This outfit provides great flexibilty and range of movement which is necessary for top quality flossing. Notice how no hat is worn for flossing - it can get in the way. This outfit can also be worn for brushing your teeth - but it is not the best outfit. But you can still get in a good quality brush - just not the best. I will provide pictures for this on a later date.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Table Tennis Champion

Judah takes time to pose for a photo during training at the U.S. Table Tennis Center in Gaithersburg, Maryland.

Intense concentration is one of the key elements in top level table tennis.


Another winning point.
After winning this match, China made me an honorary citizen.


No camera in the world has a chance of catching my lightning speed backhand in focus.

The Serve.

Even when I serve, the camera is not fast enough to catch my super-quick moves.


Sorry I haven't blogged for a while. I joined a cult.

I play the xylophone in their band.
I've abandoned all my friends, family and clothes.
I don't need them now that I have my new family.
I enjoy being naked, my new hairdo, and giving all my
money and posessions to Nathaniel, our cult leader.
You guys should join.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Stand-up Show at Harvard

This is me on stage at the historic Sanders Theatre located on the Harvard Campus. It was built in the 1800s. People such as Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King and Teddy Roosevelt have spoken there in the past. I told fart jokes.

Here's what a professional photo of what Sanders Theatre looks like. The place is so classy, it's spelled "theatre" not "theater". It was a great show. I was on it with several other comics. It was a benefit for the earthquake victims in Pakistan.
The statue to the side of the stage from where I'm sitting looks like Obi Wan Kenobi. But it's not. It's a statue that was made by Thomas Crawford of James Otis. Otis is depicted speaking in the old town house of Boston in February, 1761 against the British Writs of Assistance which empowered customs house officers to search any house for smuggled goods. (That is true, I cut and pasted the previous two sentences from the Harvard website).

DeVry Goes to Harvard

This is me at Harvard Yard. I believe this is the first time a DeVry alumnus was ever invited to Harvard. For anything. I broke the barrier.

These Harvard pics are from December '05, but I'm just getting around to putting them up now.

Harvard Students

This is Alex. She was one of the many students in charge of putting the whole show together. She is very cool, and enjoys a movie that's so bad, it's hilarious.

This is Jordan, he's another student who worked on putting the show together. I look especially retarded in this picture.
Both these pics were taken after the show. This is the first time a DeVry graduate has ever worn a Harvard sweatshirt. Setting records again.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

2006 is going to be great!

From my family to yours, Happy New Year!

Christmas Video

In case you still haven't done your Holiday shopping, I have a video clip where I show you some great gadgets you can buy. Here, I Judah Friedlander, the world's most famous Gadget Guru, show Carson Daly how to operate the new Nosehair Trimmer/MP3 Player.

To watch this video, go to my website: then click on VIDEOS on the main page then scroll down and click on JUDAH IS THE GADGET GURU to watch the video. Happy Holidays! There's still one more night of Hannukah & a few more days of Christmas. Note - this is a special Hannukah because it happens in '05 & '06.


Here's some pics from after the show when I did an unannounced
guest spot at the DC Improv (in Washington, DC). I was giving a
top secret karate demonstration at the Pentagon, and at night
swung by the Improv to do some Stand-up. Met a lot of really
nice people. You got Angela, Jaime, Michelle and Mike. I think
Angela and Mike are married. Some of my bodyguards can be
seen in the background goofing off. There was no one at the
club that posed any threat - so I said, "Guys, take it easy". I
couldn't hang out too long that night because I had to go back
to the Pentagon and teach a midnight kung fu refresher course
to some top undercover FBI guys.